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26 June 2006

Lorne

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Lorne is another of those places (along with Blairgowrie, Sorrento, Merricks and Raymond Island) we holidayed at when I was a child.

It's a seaside town on Victoria's south west coast. We drove to Lorne along the Great Ocean Road, which surely must be one of the world's great drives (there's another route, cross-country, which provides seemingly endless views of sheep and wheat country). The road is a two lane (one each way) highway, with a nominal speed limit of 100kph which must be one enormous road traffic joke. In later years I drove that road and I swear there are stretches where the safe top speed can't be higher than some fraction of that if you're supposed to be keeping four wheels rather than two beneath you at all times.

Anyway, the road was built after the The Great War by returned servicemen. The build, which was largely done by hand, took 14 years. It was one of any number of such post war job creation schemes. Their achievement today still hugs the south-west coast from Torquay to Warrnambool along the way passing most of Victoria's best natural attractions and some of its best beaches.

I can't get a fix in my mind on when we were there beyond certainty that the holidays happened after dad died (which happened when I was 10) but probably not long after. Nothing comes to mind to help me date the holiday beyond some news magazine article about Prince Charles being the world's most eligible bachelor (but that's probably a title he was born with and certainly one he would hold onto for the very best part of another decade). So that's not much help.

I recall my grandmother reading said magazine article and also recall my grandmother thinking Charlie was rather good-looking which is pretty bizarre which ever way to take it.

Lorne itself always struck me as rather like Cowes on Phillip Island; similar ambiance, architecture and economy. The two towns had a aura of permanence lacking in some of the towns strung along the Mornington Peninsula though they their permanent populations cannot have been large. Phillip Island had (and still has?) the bike race, Lorne has its Pier to Pub swim.

I can't remember a great deal about the house we stayed in, which belonged to friends of my mother's parents, beyond the fact that it was to all intents and purposes indistinguishable from every other aussie plyboard and formica holiday house. It was built into a hill side, but going by the photographs of Lorne I've found on the internet I'm not eliminating many potential houses with that factoid.

It was also somewhat (and relatively) removed from the beach. I think it was deemed too far to walk and so we drove down each day and back up at the end. Down on the main drag we gawped at the gawdy beachy clothing and cheap jewellry, ate relatively copious amounts of junk food, swam, got sunburned and did one or two other things I've never in my life done elsewhere, or did for the first time at Lorne.

Lorne isn't actually on the ocean; its on a bay and built around the river that empties into that bay. We spent our days on the relatively benign beaches of this bay - its where I first (and last) drove (?) one of those pedal boat things which were available for hire. On the shore there was a trampoline park.

I watched envious as the more experienced kids jumped and flipped but by the end of the stay I'd taught myself enough to accomplish an effective if not elegant sommersault. Then years later I tried it at school, when I was old enough to know better and knocked my front teeth. One of them is appreciably 'less white' than the other.

That was Lorne, and probably still is. For most of the year it has a population of under 3000. Economically the town was and still is critically dependent on tourism (visitors and through traffic). Almost 80 of its houses were destroyed in the Ash Wednesday bushfires, and its fair to assume that a proportion of those properties were unoccupied for a large part of the year. Some of the property on the main drag has been rebuilt since I was there too, but for all that I'm sure I'd recognise the place, at least in the broad brush sense.

This post has taken me days to put together because I was determined to find and include a photograph of a house my sister and I loved. God knows why. I haven't got permission to include the photograph here, but you can see it (at travelvictoria dot com dot au)






Some memorials

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A few days ago on the Big Blog I noted three things I'd realised should be here and aren't:
  • the memorial to my great great aunt who was killed by the Japanese during the Second World War pictured here
  • the memorial at Ballarat to Australian POWs during the above mentioned war, which includes my paternal grandfather
  • the memorial to the GG Aunt in their home town
I was taken to No. 3 by my paternal grandfather not long before he died, didn't know about No. 1 until about 3/4 years ago and No. 2 only came into existence about the same time.


Merricks (and Somers)

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A place I associate with my my childhood, and in particular the period between moving back to Melbourne after living in Tasmania and the later two years spent in north Queensland.

Uniquely it is something associated with my maternal grandparents and for that reason precious. It is also something I've only just remembered. I think we spent two holidays in a decrepit weatherboard house, but it might only have been one. I have the feeling though that there was a visit of 'rediscovery' and remembering.

Anyway one of our holidays was an Easter break that coincided with my birthday, and one of the 'things' we had with us in the car on the way down was a guitar, my guitar, my birthday present. I have no idea where in Merricks the house was (and perhaps still is), who it belonged to or how we secured it.

Judged by this site, the place hasn't taken off since I last visited. My memories are of a house in a fairly run-down state but at that age I was more interested in than intimidated or appalled by the curled lino and peeling wall paper. Also there was no indoor loo, and the area was not then connected to any sewerage system. So we used an outside loo, the contents of which were to be collected periodically. Also the water to the house was delivered via a water tank on a platform that towered above the house and a pump that had to be primed when we arrived.

I remember flapping flywire and I remember evenings spent in a fug generated by mosquito coils. Do these things even exist any more? This was when and where I learned to light matches, because we let these things extinguish at our peril. Green coils of 'stuff' that smouldered and allegedly supressed unwelcome flying biting insects.

25 June 2006

The appliance of science

These are the idle jottings of a very, very home sick Australian. They're here so they don't clutter up my main blog - which is only tangentially about being (a) Australian and (b) home sick.

Rather than merely daydream about once more tucking into a four'n'twenty washed down with VB while watching Melbourne having the crapped kicked out of them from my favourite perch on the wing ... I put it down here, then I change my mind and put something else down instead.

Food, drink, places, things from my past and things that should be part of my past.


If you after reading this are of the opinion that I've omitted something essentially or iconically Australian ... let me know. If you think something's on here that shouldn't be ... let me know. Being a magnanimous soul I am willing to allow that parochial contributions from non-Victorian Australians are valid, and commit that such contributions will be treated with all the respect they deserve.

18 June 2006

The List

There's a public 'people' list and a private people list. Out of consideration for the people concerned let's just say that the people on the private people list include:



  1. family
  2. friends from school
  3. friends made since school
  4. former colleagues; to the extent that they mean something but aren't already at (3)
  5. former neighbours; to the extent that they mean something but aren't already at (3)

I've got an interesting and nearly corresponding list of people I need to do my best to keep contact with after I leave here to return home.

Places to go

First of all and at least initially in some semblance of order in that I've started flinging these up in some approximation of road trip order ... other randomly recalled places to be appended. Suggestions?

  • Kilmore
  • Glenrowan
  • Wangaratta
  • Beechworth
  • Myrtleford
  • Bright
  • Omeo
  • Bairnsdale
  • Paynesville
  • Raymond Island
  • Metung
  • Merricks
  • Phillip Island
  • Blairgowrie
  • Port Fairy
  • Loch Ard Gorge
  • Warnambool
  • Wagga Wagga
  • Orange
  • Cairns - Green Island
  • Townsville
  • Cooktown
  • Weipa
  • Three mile creek
  • Big River (not saying which one)
  • White Cliffs
  • Lake Menindee
  • Swan Hill
  • Ballarat
  • Bendigo
  • Castlemaine
  • Maryborough

and places I haven't been but really should

  • Broken Hill
  • Wagga Wagga (great name, and there was this guy I knew once ....)
  • Uluru (Ayres Rock)/The Olgas/Alice Springs
  • Perth
  • Darwin
  • Hobart (probably been there, lived in Tassie when I was very young)
  • Brisbane
  • Adelaide (but only if I really must and because there are some rellies there)
  • The Barossa
  • Sydney (just kidding, I spent a week there once. And I suppose B should see that bridge and that opera house)
  • The Grampians

and loads of other places...

Things to do

  • connect with the people on the people list
  • go to the places on the places list
  • see the sights on that list
  • eat and drink what's on the food and drink list
  • visit dad, both grandfathers and my paternal grandmother
  • ride a tram, any tram, but including a 45 a 72 and anything travelling down Collins Street
  • ride Puffing Billy (up to and including sticking my head out and getting my face covered in soot
  • Healsville Wildlife Sanctuary
  • wait for someone, anyone I care for beneath the clocks in Flinders Street Station
  • snog someone (preferably male, single, extremely good looking, wealthy, amusing, intelligent and not too much younger than me) in the Botanical Gardens
  • shopping in the shops around the Junction
  • spending a Saturday afternoon in and out of the shops in Prahran (or wherever today is what Prahran was then)
  • get a book out of the stacks at the library I once haunted
  • park my car in
  • Sophia's for pizza
  • the Hungarian restaurant
  • call in at St John's
  • take a look at the school (both campuses)
  • drive beneath the speed limit down Mont Albert Road (hell, there's a first time for everything)
  • take a look at the street where I grew up
  • take a look at the streets where my parents grew up and where my grandparents lived during my lifetime
  • use my MCC membership
  • see a decent game of football (see immediately above - though for preference a game the Demons win)
  • attend the opening day's play in a Boxing Day test match (preferably one ending with a victory over England in a series that ends with us reclaiming the Ashes)
  • visit memorials to great great aunt and grandfather

Sights to see

Um, did I mention already? Suggestions?

  • Mount Buffalo
  • the Ovens Valley
  • the Blairgowrie backbeach
  • Loch Ard Gorge
  • the however many are still sanding Apostles
  • the bit that remains of London Bridge
  • the penguin parade at Phillip Island
  • the first view of the cane fields heading north through Queensland
  • the sun coming up over Golbourn from the Melbourne/Sydney train
  • sunset over Lake Menindee
  • Uluru (Ayres Rock)
  • a paddle steamer in action
  • 'historic' Ballarat
  • the house outside Myrtleford
  • the house in Myrtleford
  • the coathanger
  • the seashells



Food and Drink

Things I will be demanding the moment I step off the plane, in no particular order; though some of the obvious ones are inevitably at or near the top:

  • Fish and Chips (& potato cakes)
  • Life Savers
  • Milo (to drink and to sprinkle on my Blue Ribbon ice-cream
  • Malted Milk Powder (the perfect accompaniment to my BR ice-cream sprinkled all over with Milo
  • Fruit Tingles
  • Blue Ribbon ice-cream
  • VB (I'm Victorian, and it is great)
  • A four'n'twenty (at the G, with a tub of hot chips - and by god they will be chips)
  • Bundaberg Rum (because its home 'grown')
  • Violet Crumble (much better than the alternative)
  • Life Savers (in case I haven't mentioned them already
  • Kool Mints (and Kool Fruits too - my Torana had a recess in the central panel that was made for a tin of Kool Mints)
  • Coopers (funnily enough will always evoke th Sachsenhausen in Frankfurt for me)
  • Minties (leaving home without them was my big mistake)
  • Barbequed barramundi (adapted 44 gallon drum optional)
  • Strasbourg sausage (perhaps only once) in a sandwich of over-processed white bread with tomato and beetroot. Sadly memorable.
  • Tee-Vee snacks
  • Chocolate Teddy Bear biscuits
  • Chocolate Ripple biscuits
  • Pavlova (obviously)
  • Chocolate Ripple cake
  • Barbeque shapes
  • Fantails
  • Life savers
  • Caramello Bear
  • A Choc Wedge or three
  • A Drumstick
  • Eskimo Pies
  • a Crocodile kebab
  • are those Heart shaped icecreams still around? I'll have one for Dad.

and also some things I'm quite looking forward to continuing not to eat or drink:

  • chicco rolls (never have, just the thought, do they still exist?)
  • Fosters (ugh)
  • dim sims (not dim sum, we're colonials) - let's not go there
  • XXXX (I'm Victorian)
  • Great Western 'Champagne' - I'm old enough to drink legally now and besides I've (been) drunk (on) good Dom Perignon
  • witchety grubs (once is enough)
  • damper (ditto)